I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty
“You look at me
with disappointment in your eyes
but i warned you
from the start
i really am not
This man in the office I work with called me “weird & strange”
From the day I started working here, he always wondered why I never talk. He kept bothering me to say something.
I do talk, I just don’t want to talk to you because you make me very uncomfortable. I know it must kill you that I refuse to “siddung & lap up frock tail” with you. If you want someone to reveal every detail of their life to you, I am not the one. You groan & curse under your breath right through out the day, you are extremely unfunny (you must think you’re a top class comedian, I know) & your overall presence is annoying. I know when I asked “how am I weird?” I said it half shouting, & with a certain tone. He just touched me as I was typing this & my skin started to crawl. Since you love to ask questions so much, I am dyiiiiiing for you to ask me what I think of you. You’ll find out then. Don’t think because I rarely speak, I don’t have an array of words for you.
If I’m no longer friends/close with a person…I delete messages asap. No time for re-reading & being sad.
Please don’t tell people it’s okay. If you need to remind them of this, then it most definitely is not okay.
- Friend: What's your type?
- Me: Famous or fictional.
“Then came Peter to me, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times? And I saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.” — Matthew 18:21-22
On a ship an American, an English man, and a Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you … If I can’t, then I will be your slave!”
The American dropped a diamond. The Devil quickly found it and ate him.
The English man dropped tiny platinum piece. The Devil found it and ate him too.
Now it’s the Jamaican man’s turn …. He proceeded to open a bottle of water, and poured it in the sea! His words to the Devil, “Yeah man, find that bl****l**t nuh!!! Yuh tink seh jamaicans a idiot?”
I am in tearssssssssss